Happy April Fool's Day

Since it's April 1, a number of hoaxes have emerged concening sports. None perhaps compares to the great Siddartha Finch hoax of 1985, which is still a subject of conversation today. Still, for your amusement only, some of today's hoaxlines:
LA Clippers to Replace Kings in Sacramento

University of Wisconsin Renames Camp Randall KFC/Taco Bell Stadium

Obama to Visit NY Social Sports Club Rec League