Yes, I am the voice of The Singing Egg. Here, The Singing Egg tackles "I Cain't Say No" from Rodgers & Hammerstein's Oklahoma! Don't speak Egg? Scroll down for a lyric translation.
"I Cain't Say No" lyrics (Egg to English translation):
It ain't so much a question of not knowin' what to do.
I knowed what's right and wrong since I been ten.
I heard a lot of stories and I reckon they are true,
About how girls are put upon by men.
I know I mustn't fall into the pit,
But when I'm with a feller, I forgit.
I'm just a girl who cain't say no.
I'm in a turrible fix.
I always say, "come on, let's go!"
Just when I oughta say, "nix."
When a person tries to kiss a girl,
I know she oughta give his face a smack,
But as soon as someone kisses me,
I somehow sorta wanna kiss him back!
I'm just a fool when lights are low.
I cain't be prissy and quaint,
I ain't the type that can faint,
How can I be what I ain't?
I cain't say no!
Whatcha gonna do when a feller gets flirty,
And starts to talk purty?
Whatcha gonna do?
Supposin' that he says that your lips are like cherries,
Or roses or berries,
Whatcha gonna do?
Supposin' that he says that you're sweeter than cream,
And he's gotta have cream or die?
Whatcha gonna do when he talks that way?
Spit in his eye?
I'm just a girl who cain't say no.
Cain't seem to say it at all.
I hate to disappoint a beau,
When he is payin' a call.
For awhile I act refined and cool,
A-settin' on my velveteen settee.
Then I think of that old golden rule,
And do for him what he would do for me!
I cain't resist a Romeo,
In a sombrero and chaps,
Soon as I sit on their laps,
Somthin' inside of me snaps!
I cain't say no!